Friday, November 9, 2007

Day 41: Women's clothing

Every Impedimenta day should be this easy: a bag of clothing I sorted out of my wardrobe earlier this year, stashed to be donated wherever and whenever the opportunity arose. I just found it and started to go through it, thought about pulling out this one natty J. Crew merino wool turtleneck I don't remember why I put in there, and then sanity prevailed. I have way too many clothes, and clearly have not been missing whatever was exiled to this bag. Tied the bag top shut and plopped it into the InvisiBox.

(It late occurred to me that the J. Crew turtleneck is in there because, cute as it is, it ends right where my muffintop begins. In case you're not hip to the lingo, muffintop is that adorable ring of flesh that laps lightly over the top of your pants waist once you have two kids and then hit 40 no matter how many damned crunches you do).

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